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- <td width="*" align="left" valign="top">+ <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top"></nowiki></code><code><nowiki>'''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
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-'''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama. +
== Usage == == Usage ==
 +</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
 +----</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist ''pig''-out." –- an angry [[Addisson]], clocking her majesty, 1955. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-----+"What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?" -- Charlotte, while spinning her web. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist ''pig''-out."+
-:– an angry [[Addisson]], in an apparent misunderstanding of the [[Massive Dinner Send-Back]], 1955.+
- +
-"What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?"+
-:- Charlotte, while spinning her web.+
== Extrapolation == == Extrapolation ==
 +</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
 +----</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +Common usage stems from ditties and treats. A ''pig skin'',{{an|1}} for example, is tasty.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-----+The [[AA]] totem pig was famously [[ape]]d by ''Lord of the Flies''.{{an|2}} [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] cried, "This is doubtful!" </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-Common usage and slang is generally extrapolated from the pig defined as a dirty animal and a tasty treat. A ''pig skin'', for example, is tasty. A ''pig-in-a-blanket'', is not what you want to wake up next to.+
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-The AA totem pig was famously aped by William Golding in ''Lord of the Flies''; it's origin, however, is unclear. [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] tried to link it to claims of Jew-baiting, but this is doubtful. +
== Non Canonical Text == == Non Canonical Text ==
 +</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
 +----</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +Civilization owes a debt to pigs. Wild boar run{{an|3}} from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-----+Note to Western Civilization: the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs [[hotdog]]s is Greek.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-Civilization owes a curiously underappreciated debt to the pig. The domestication of wild boar seems to go hand-in-hand with the transition from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities. +
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-Of particular note to Western Civilization is the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs to the Mother-goddess, who took the form of Demeter to the Greeks.+
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-The sacrificial pig of the pre-Christian initiation ceremonies of the Eleusinian Mysteries was only a step away from the sacrifical lamb of Christian mythology.+
== See Also == == See Also ==
 +</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
 +----</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +* [[Dewey Rose]]</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +* [[The Worship of Tits]]</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +* [[Goat]]</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-----+== Notes ==
-*[[Dewey Rose]]+</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-*[[The Worship of Tits]]+----</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
-*[[Goat]]+<font style="font-size: 90%;"></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +{{anb|1}}Check.</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +{{anb|2}}Slang.</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +{{anb|3}}I hope that I don't have to interpret this remark for you.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-</td>+</td></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
- <td width="180px" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #E0E0E0; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 100%;">[[Image:Pig.jpg|thumb|center|Yo Mama.]]+ <td width="180px" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #E0E0E0; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 100%;"></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>[[Image:Pig.jpg|thumb|center|Yo Mama.]]</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +== Desiderata ==</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-== Desiderata ==+----</nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +<font style="font-size: 90%"></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +''Raw mountain oysters smell'' like truffles.</nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-----+''Boars ejaculate a pint'' of semen during half-hour long orgasms. </nowiki></code><br><br><code><nowiki>
-<font style="font-size: 92%">+
-''Raw mountain oysters smell'' remarkably like truffles.+
-''Boars ejaculate a pint'' of semen during half-hour long orgasms. +A boar with no testicles is called a ''barrow''. </nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +</font></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +</td></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +</tr></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
 +</table></nowiki></code><br><code><nowiki>
-A boar with no testicles is called a ''barrow''. +</nowiki></code>
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[[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__
<table width="100%" border="0" align="right" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0">
<tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''pig''' ''n.'' '''1.''' Intelligent and succulent omnivore; domesticated swine. '''2.''' Yo mama.

== Usage ==

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"Eat-in? More like a fucking facist ''pig''-out." –- an angry [[Addisson]], clocking her majesty, 1955.

"What you talkin' 'bout, Wilbur?" -- Charlotte, while spinning her web.

== Extrapolation ==

----
Common usage stems from ditties and treats. A ''pig skin'',{{an|1}} for example, is tasty.

The [[AA]] totem pig was famously [[ape]]d by ''Lord of the Flies''.{{an|2}} [[Gnome]] [[psy-ops]] cried, "This is doubtful!"

== Non Canonical Text ==

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Civilization owes a debt to pigs. Wild boar run{{an|3}} from hunting and gathering societies to more sedentary agricultural communities.

Note to Western Civilization: the ancient Euro-Aegean custom of offering pigs [[hotdog]]s is Greek.

== See Also ==

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* [[Dewey Rose]]
* [[The Worship of Tits]]
* [[Goat]]

== Notes ==

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<font style="font-size: 90%;">
{{anb|1}}Check.
{{anb|2}}Slang.
{{anb|3}}I hope that I don't have to interpret this remark for you.

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[[Image:Pig.jpg|thumb|center|Yo Mama.]]
== Desiderata ==

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''Raw mountain oysters smell'' like truffles.

''Boars ejaculate a pint'' of semen during half-hour long orgasms.

A boar with no testicles is called a ''barrow''.
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