Alexandre Dacusse
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| - | [[Category:Personages]][[Image:ADacusse.jpg|thumb|Inspiration for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fonz The Fonz], Dacusse redefined the role of The Poet for millions of lonely housewives.]]''Born November 25, 1925, Marseille, France. He is an alligator, a slum runner, wearing leather coats, hassled by the fuzz. He thus arrives in handcuffs, and with a police escort. He receives a [[twack]].'' | + | [[Category:Personages]] <table width="100%" border="0" align="right" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0"> |
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| + | <td width="*" align="left" valign="top">''Born November 25, 1925, Marseille, France. He is an alligator, a slum runner, wearing leather coats, hassled by the fuzz. He thus arrives in handcuffs, and with a police escort. He receives a [[twack]].'' | ||
| The life of Dacusse is unique among men, being as it is composed throughout of notes, errant scratches, and desideratum of the most profound sort. | The life of Dacusse is unique among men, being as it is composed throughout of notes, errant scratches, and desideratum of the most profound sort. | ||
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| - | == Desiderata == | ||
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| - | : Dacusse was the inspiration for the Fonz. | ||
| - | : As a boy he once had a pet snail named Mauricio. | ||
| - | : Dacusse's nickname in lycée was ''l'Americain''. | ||
| - | : He is the only [[AA]]'er arrested more than five times! | ||
| - | : He was arrested in France for fighting and again for stealing a car. In the U.S. he was arrested for public drunkenness, groping an art dealer's wife and at the [[3rd AA International Conference]] for belting a delegate. His subsequent run-ins with the law have miraculously left him arrest-free. He likes champagne and has bouts of vegetarianism. Frequent advocate of ''Occitan'' autonomy. | ||
| - | : He can currently be found hanging out at Death Row records or driving his convertible Thunderbird down the Sunset Strip an an ostrich-skin suit. He's made it, baby! | ||
| - | : Banned '''For Life''' from [[Bangcock Willie's]] after the [[Showdown Post Facto]]. | ||
| == Known Works == | == Known Works == | ||
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| + | [[Image:ADacusse.jpg|thumb|center|Inspiration for [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fonz The Fonz], Dacusse redefined the role of The Poet for millions of lonely housewives.]] | ||
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| + | ''Dacusse was'' the inspiration for the Fonz. | ||
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| + | ''As a boy'' he once had a pet snail named Mauricio. | ||
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| + | ''Dacusse's nickname'' in lycée was ''l'Americain''. | ||
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| + | ''He is the only'' [[AA|AA'er]] arrested more than five times! | ||
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| + | ''He was arrested'' in France for fighting and again for stealing a car. In the U.S. he was arrested for public drunkenness, groping an art dealer's wife and at the [[3rd AA International Conference]] for belting a delegate. His subsequent run-ins with the law have miraculously left him arrest-free. He likes champagne and has bouts of vegetarianism. Frequent advocate of ''Occitan'' autonomy. | ||
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| + | ''He can currently'' be found hanging out at Death Row records or driving his convertible Thunderbird down the Sunset Strip an an ostrich-skin suit. He's made it, baby! | ||
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| + | ''Banned For Life'' from [[Bangcock Willie's]] after the [[Showdown Post Facto]]. | ||
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| Born November 25, 1925, Marseille, France. He is an alligator, a slum runner, wearing leather coats, hassled by the fuzz. He thus arrives in handcuffs, and with a police escort. He receives a twack.
The life of Dacusse is unique among men, being as it is composed throughout of notes, errant scratches, and desideratum of the most profound sort. [edit] Known WorksHistoriography of My Forthcoming Eminence: Preparatory Measures for a Poetical Dominance of the Western Mystery Tradition, footnotes published before his renowned biography titled simply, I Think It's Time For You To Leave. Numerous Bathroom Scrawlings, geographically dispersed poetical aphorisims found in men's rooms throughout the Continental U.S., French Guyana and select Tahitian work-out gymnasia. |
 [edit] DesiderataDacusse was the inspiration for the Fonz. As a boy he once had a pet snail named Mauricio. Dacusse's nickname in lycée was l'Americain. He is the only AA'er arrested more than five times! He was arrested in France for fighting and again for stealing a car. In the U.S. he was arrested for public drunkenness, groping an art dealer's wife and at the 3rd AA International Conference for belting a delegate. His subsequent run-ins with the law have miraculously left him arrest-free. He likes champagne and has bouts of vegetarianism. Frequent advocate of Occitan autonomy. He can currently be found hanging out at Death Row records or driving his convertible Thunderbird down the Sunset Strip an an ostrich-skin suit. He's made it, baby! Banned For Life from Bangcock Willie's after the Showdown Post Facto.
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