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| - | ''American, born December 3rd, 1970. He parachutes into the backyard amid a rain of fuselage. He is a chestnut-in-a-veil. He recieves the services of a scrivener and a lion tamer -- free for a year.'' | + | ''American, born December 3, 1970. He parachutes into the backyard amid a rain of fuselage. He is a chestnut-in-a-[[veil]]. He receives the services of a scrivener and a lion tamer -- free for a year.'' |
| - | American Associationalist writer Timothy A. Wilson, who rose to the upper fringe of mediocrity with the rise of the new millennium, filled in the blanks of this Sladek obituary on October 11, 2001. He did this from his unfortunate home in Garland, Texas. | + | American Associationalist writer Timothy A. Wilson, who rose to prominence with the rise of the new millennium, filled in the blanks of this Sladek obituary on October 11, 2001. He did this from his home in Garland, Texas, a converted bomb shelter which contains a surprising seven layers of concrete and lead sheeting. |
| - | [[Image:WilsonQuote.jpg|thumb|left|A terribly handsome man, Wilson was used as filler in an obscure European gaming magazine.]]After several early stories and novels, including Eyes Closed, Hands Closed (1996), written in collaboration with [[Albert Kook]], Wilson became known for novels he had not yet largely written, but including synaesthic ventures in the surreal, including his first post-Stimsian novel ''Associationalist Text No.1'' (1997; US title ''Motherless Pancakes''), and ''The Book of Adid'' (1998). His best known works were two volumes of Associationalist verse and autodidactic prosody: ''Associationalist Text No. 2'' (1998; US abridged 2000), and ''How I Made Women Into Shingles'' (2000-1); the pair was included as one entry in the [[Steven Adkins]] 2001 volume ''Literature: Acrobatics Made For Candlelight''. Later novels were ''Falsity On Stilts'' (2003), winner of the 2005 World Greatness Association Award, and ''Howzat for Some Words?'' (2004), a tale of a hapless texture artist and a Polish belly-dancer in a deranged 42-century Guatemalan sea-port. | + | Like Jesus, the years between his birth in a horse stable and his Athena-like appearance on the world scene largely remain a mystery. Several sources have him living under an bridge in Austria, where he was able to use that generous nation's laws to obtain a library card and conduct his researches into Arian Cartography, Zoö-Illuminism and various legends about the sacred [[Pig]]. |
| - | == Known Works == | + | [[Image:WilsonQuote.jpg|thumb|left|An essential firebrand, Wilson founded things which wrestled with themselves! A tub!]]After several early stories and novels, including Eyes Closed, Hands Closed (1996), written in collaboration with [[Albert Kook]], Wilson became known for novels he had not yet largely written, but including synaesthic ventures in the surreal, including his first post-Stimsoan novel ''Associationalist Text No.1'' (1997; US title ''Motherless Pancakes''), and ''The Book of Adid'' (1998). His best known works were two volumes of Associationalist verse and autodidactic prosody: ''Associationalist Text No. 2'' (1998; US abridged 2000), and ''How I Made Women Into Shingles'' (2000-1); the pair was included as one entry in the [[Steven Adkins]] 2001 volume ''Literature: Acrobatics Made For Candlelight''. Later novels were ''Falsity On Stilts'' (2003), winner of the 2005 World Avain Flu Survivors Association Award (the "Snifflies") and ''Howzat for Some Words?'' (2004), a tale of a hapless texture artist and a Flemish belly-dancer in a deranged 42-century Guatemalan sea-port. |
| - | ---- | + | ==Current activity== |
| - | [[Reticent 27]], second series, Co-Founder/Editor. | + | |
| - | [[Associational Texts No. 1-4]] | + | In addition to designing wargame simulations (freelance) for the US Army, Tim can be found jetting about Europe in a private plane funded by mysterious donors he refers to as "sugar-tits." Some suspect the involvement of Mel Gibson. |
| - | [[Inca City, Jr]] | + | == Known Works == |
| - | [[Hot Night of The Universe]], film script. | + | ---- |
| - | + | *[[Hot Night of The Universe]], film script. | |
| - | [[Johnny Cake]], phonograph album of wicked funk and spoken word, released under the [[Alpha Chimp]] imprint, 1996. | + | *[[Johnny Cake]], phonograph album of wicked funk and spoken word, released under the [[Alpha Chimp]] imprint, 1996. |
| + | *[[Plastic Tub]] | ||
| + | *[[Reticent 27]], second series, Co-Founder/Editor. | ||
| + | *[[Strafe!]], sporadically published anthology of essays on 3-D Game Theory and Current Constructs of Beauty, 2005. | ||
| + | *[[Three Special Ingredients on Rice]] | ||
| - | [[Strafe!]], sporadically published anthology of essays on 3-D Game Theory and Current Constructs of Beauty, 2005 | ||
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| + | [[Image:Wilson_3.jpg|thumb|center|The Truth Can Be Made Pure By Removal, Presuming A Contamination]] | ||
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| ''Wilson won a [[watermelon]]'' eating contest at the age of 13 -- it must have been his ability to swallow them whole! "You have to practice on boulders, tires, whatever's laying around," he confessed. | ''Wilson won a [[watermelon]]'' eating contest at the age of 13 -- it must have been his ability to swallow them whole! "You have to practice on boulders, tires, whatever's laying around," he confessed. | ||
| ''According to [[titor'd|John Titor]]'', a doting obituary of Wilson will appear in the April 2083 issue of the UN Literary Marvels. | ''According to [[titor'd|John Titor]]'', a doting obituary of Wilson will appear in the April 2083 issue of the UN Literary Marvels. | ||
| - | : Wilson once inadvertently [[wrestled]] an [[alligator]]: he thought it was a [[boot]] in need of a shove off the countertop! | + | ''Wilson once inadvertently'' [[wrestled]] an [[alligator]]: he thought it was a [[boot]] in need of a shove off the countertop! |
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American, born December 3, 1970. He parachutes into the backyard amid a rain of fuselage. He is a chestnut-in-a-veil. He receives the services of a scrivener and a lion tamer -- free for a year. American Associationalist writer Timothy A. Wilson, who rose to prominence with the rise of the new millennium, filled in the blanks of this Sladek obituary on October 11, 2001. He did this from his home in Garland, Texas, a converted bomb shelter which contains a surprising seven layers of concrete and lead sheeting. Like Jesus, the years between his birth in a horse stable and his Athena-like appearance on the world scene largely remain a mystery. Several sources have him living under an bridge in Austria, where he was able to use that generous nation's laws to obtain a library card and conduct his researches into Arian Cartography, Zoö-Illuminism and various legends about the sacred Pig.  [edit] Current activityIn addition to designing wargame simulations (freelance) for the US Army, Tim can be found jetting about Europe in a private plane funded by mysterious donors he refers to as "sugar-tits." Some suspect the involvement of Mel Gibson. [edit] Known Works
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 [edit] DesiderataWilson won a watermelon eating contest at the age of 13 -- it must have been his ability to swallow them whole! "You have to practice on boulders, tires, whatever's laying around," he confessed. According to John Titor, a doting obituary of Wilson will appear in the April 2083 issue of the UN Literary Marvels. Wilson once inadvertently wrestled an alligator: he thought it was a boot in need of a shove off the countertop! |
