Dowd Morhart
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| - | ''Spanish writer, 1901-1997. A natural polyglot, Morhart spoke six languages by the age of 12, one of which he claimed was Aramaic. The large cyst that developed over his right eye cast no shadow. Pre-empted abruptly in his late 90's by [http://www.drphil.com Dr. Phil]'' | + | <tr> |
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| + | ''Spanish writer, 1901-1997. He arrives by the miracle of bilocation -- but dressed for the beach. He recieves sun-tan lotion, an urn sealed in wax, and a melon-baller. He is a sea urchin.'' | ||
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| - | Out of over 1300 rumored works, there are only three extent texts verifiably attributable to Morhart. Of these only [[The Broken Wobm of Christ]] (sic) is primarily in English. It tells the story of Bearer 'Thiope, [[saunterer]] and freelance Islamic Profit and his hopeless infatuation with a [[Femme Futile]] by the name of Christ Ncarnicht, a German spy working as a secretary in the Bilbao shipyards. | + | Pre-empted abruptly in his late 90's by [http://www.drphil.com Dr. Phil.] Out of over 1300 rumored works, there are only {{Template:SuspiciousDeaths}}three extent texts verifiably attributable to Morhart. Of these only [[The Broken Wobm of Christ]] (sic) is primarily in English. It tells the story of Bearer 'Thiope, [[saunterer]] and freelance Islamic Profit and his hopeless infatuation with a [[Femme Futile]] by the name of Christ Ncarnicht, a German spy working as a secretary in the Bilbao shipyards. |
| - | Despite the magnitude of his literary evacuation, Morhart is largely remembered for a brief flurry of excitment surrounding rumors of his premature reincarnation. A press release anonymously issued in 1996 claimed that he had recognized himself in his next life as the woman who delivered his milk. Morhart's subsequent dismemberment outside a [[Mormon]] revivalist tent in rural Ohio is unconfirmed. | + | '''Telescopic Viola''' |
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| + | Despite the magnitude of his literary evacuation, Morhart is largely remembered for a brief flurry of excitment surrounding rumors of his premature reincarnation. A press release anonymously issued in 1996 claimed that he had [[Titor'd|recognized himself in his next life]] as the woman who delivered his milk. Morhart's subsequent dismemberment outside a [[Mormon]] revivalist tent in rural Ohio is unconfirmed but drew undeniable comparison with the [[Ritual Murder|murder]] of [[Ryan O'Donnely]]; at the same time it hearkened back to [[John P. Merriweather]]'s fall into [[God]]'s graces in another revivalist tent in rural Ohio some 80 years earlier. | ||
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| + | Dowd ammased an incredibly large collection of handmade charts, manically composed notebooks of sharpie and ballpoint symbols incohernetly connected in what looks like somewhat of a schizophrenic flowchart of fringe writers and obscure mystics. | ||
| == Known Works == | == Known Works == | ||
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| + | * [[õdöngõ]] (1915) | ||
| + | * [[The Broken Wobm of Christ]] (1944) | ||
| + | * [[Sheme Dou Bu Dong]] (1973) translation due any minute | ||
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| + | [[Image:Evidence1002a.jpg|center|thumb|Though Morhart was organized into neat piles of discrete anatomy, his clothing was neatly folded at the murder scene. In his jacket pocket was found this curious scribbling.]] | ||
| + | == Desiderata == | ||
| - | *[[õdöngõ]] (1915) | + | ---- |
| - | *[[The Broken Wobm of Christ]] (1944) | + | <font style="font-size: 90%"> |
| - | *[[Sheme Dou Bu Dong]] (1973) translation due any minute | + | ''A natural polyglot,'' Morhart spoke six languages by the age of 12, one of which he claimed was Aramaic. |
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| + | ''The large cyst'' that developed over his right eye cast no shadow. | ||
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| + | ''Morhart once swayed'' a hung jury with his beautiful handwriting. | ||
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Spanish writer, 1901-1997. He arrives by the miracle of bilocation -- but dressed for the beach. He recieves sun-tan lotion, an urn sealed in wax, and a melon-baller. He is a sea urchin. Pot Sherds Pre-empted abruptly in his late 90's by Dr. Phil. (http://www.drphil.com) Out of over 1300 rumored works, there are only
Telescopic Viola Despite the magnitude of his literary evacuation, Morhart is largely remembered for a brief flurry of excitment surrounding rumors of his premature reincarnation. A press release anonymously issued in 1996 claimed that he had recognized himself in his next life as the woman who delivered his milk. Morhart's subsequent dismemberment outside a Mormon revivalist tent in rural Ohio is unconfirmed but drew undeniable comparison with the murder of Ryan O'Donnely; at the same time it hearkened back to John P. Merriweather's fall into God's graces in another revivalist tent in rural Ohio some 80 years earlier. Dowd ammased an incredibly large collection of handmade charts, manically composed notebooks of sharpie and ballpoint symbols incohernetly connected in what looks like somewhat of a schizophrenic flowchart of fringe writers and obscure mystics. [edit] Known Works
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 [edit] DesiderataA natural polyglot, Morhart spoke six languages by the age of 12, one of which he claimed was Aramaic. The large cyst that developed over his right eye cast no shadow. Morhart once swayed a hung jury with his beautiful handwriting.
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