Kumquat
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| - | '''kumquat''' ''re.'' '''1.''' An [[egg|egg-like]] vegetable. [[2.]] A whooping cry issued at the apex of masculatorian coital experience. '''3.''' A migrant worker. | + | <table width="100%" border="0" align="right" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0"> |
| + | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''kumquat''' ''re.'' '''1.''' An [[egg|egg-like]] fruit. '''2.''' A whooping cry issued at the apex of masculatorian coital experience. '''3.''' A migrant worker's daughter. | ||
| - | == Non-Canonical Text == | + | == Extrapolation == |
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| - | While young, [[Steven Vogeler|Steven Vogeler's]] brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady." | + | [[Choco]] used the word in his infrequent insults, such as in the following: "Kumquat-assed bitch!" This came from a strip during a storyline which ran from July 16 and August 10, 1982. Unusually dark and brooding, we saw Choco undergo a series of defeats and moral setbacks that led him briefly to alcohol and abusive behavior towards women. Fortunately, series creator [[Jonathan Trenchwheat]] put a stop to this downward spiral and Choco again became the sober and gentlemanly figure which has become so beloved in many parts of the civilized world. |
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| + | == See Also == | ||
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| + | * [[Nut]] | ||
| + | * [[Watermelon]] | ||
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| + | <td width="180px" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #E0E0E0; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 100%;"> | ||
| + | [[Image:Kumquat_woop.jpg|thumb|center|Referred to by [[Art Doll]] as the "crazy uncle of the fruit aisle," the kumquat is also revered as a cheap and plentiful aphrodisiac.]] | ||
| + | == Desiderata== | ||
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| + | ''While young'', [[Steven Vogeler|Steven Vogeler's]] brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady." | ||
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| + | ''[[Wee-Wee]] was stocked'' with kumquats to ward off appendicitis. | ||
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| + | ''[[Pants McFadden]] could throw'' a kumquat 90 miles per hour .'' | ||
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| kumquat re. 1. An egg-like fruit. 2. A whooping cry issued at the apex of masculatorian coital experience. 3. A migrant worker's daughter.
[edit] ExtrapolationChoco used the word in his infrequent insults, such as in the following: "Kumquat-assed bitch!" This came from a strip during a storyline which ran from July 16 and August 10, 1982. Unusually dark and brooding, we saw Choco undergo a series of defeats and moral setbacks that led him briefly to alcohol and abusive behavior towards women. Fortunately, series creator Jonathan Trenchwheat put a stop to this downward spiral and Choco again became the sober and gentlemanly figure which has become so beloved in many parts of the civilized world. [edit] See Also |
 [edit] DesiderataWhile young, Steven Vogeler's brother Clark wrote a song entitled "The Kumquat Lady." Wee-Wee was stocked with kumquats to ward off appendicitis. Pants McFadden could throw a kumquat 90 miles per hour . |
