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| - | "I feel cold." | + | [[Category: Glossary]]__NOTOC__ |
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| - | - Last words of [[Ahmed Capra]], 1962. | + | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">'''cold''' ''op''. '''1.''' A state of being defined by its relation to heat or motion, being itself the lack thereof. '''2.''' That state in which coffee is undrinkable. '''3.''' The robotic motions of a prostitute during the act of love; the attentions of a crone. '''4.''' Conflicts enacted symbolically or by elaborate proxy, characterized by [[Poob Culture|Poobic Bluster]], a stumbling bureaucracy and the endless proliferation of stand-offs, stare-downs and no-shows. |
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| + | == Usage == | ||
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| + | "I feel cold." -- Last words of [[Ahmed Capra]], 1962. | ||
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| + | "Sure is cold in here... I feel like a nipple-hair on a [[Skinwalker|skinwalker]]." -- [[Solomon Witte]], 1980, at CBGB's. | ||
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| + | == See Also == | ||
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| + | * [[Revelation of the Method]] | ||
| + | * [[Ryan O'Donnely]] | ||
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| + | [[Image:ColdShipWreck.png|thumb|center|Colder than hell.]] | ||
| + | == Desiderata == | ||
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| cold op. 1. A state of being defined by its relation to heat or motion, being itself the lack thereof. 2. That state in which coffee is undrinkable. 3. The robotic motions of a prostitute during the act of love; the attentions of a crone. 4. Conflicts enacted symbolically or by elaborate proxy, characterized by Poobic Bluster, a stumbling bureaucracy and the endless proliferation of stand-offs, stare-downs and no-shows.
[edit] Usage"I feel cold." -- Last words of Ahmed Capra, 1962. "Sure is cold in here... I feel like a nipple-hair on a skinwalker." -- Solomon Witte, 1980, at CBGB's. [edit] See Also |
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