Solomon Witte
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- | [[Image:Witte.jpg|thumb|left|A coal-faced Witte before fleeing Poland for the U.S., 1953.]]''Jewish-American, born in Wadowice, Poland, 1939. He comes in riding on the back of a leather bath-marie. He is a scissor-tailed thrombocyte. He receives an ivory knife-handle inlaid with discharging machine guns.'' | + | [[Category:Personages]]__NOTOC__ |
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+ | ''Jewish-American, born in Wadowice, Poland, 1939. He comes in riding on the back of a leather bath-marie. He is a scissor-tailed thrombocyte. He receives an ivory knife-handle inlaid with discharging machine guns.'' | ||
- | Solomon this and Solomon that, rat-a-tat-tat, forthcoming. | + | Witte arrived in America at the tender age of fourteen. His family first attempted to stay in Brooklyn, but emigrated to Miami 3 years later. Witte's Deli became known throughout the city and the family prospered. Unfortunately his father had a weakness for that old "daevil's clawe" known as [http://www.pagat.com/whist/whist.html whist] and he ruined the family. |
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+ | After much misfortune, Witte fell into the world of the [[AA]]. | ||
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+ | <td width="180px" align="left" valign="top" bgcolor="#CCCCCC" style="margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background: #E0E0E0; border: 1px #aaa solid; border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 100%;">[[Image:Witte.jpg|thumb|center|A coal-faced Witte before fleeing Poland for the U.S., 1953.]] | ||
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+ | ''Witte'' knew how to make over 420 different kinds of sandwiches! | ||
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Jewish-American, born in Wadowice, Poland, 1939. He comes in riding on the back of a leather bath-marie. He is a scissor-tailed thrombocyte. He receives an ivory knife-handle inlaid with discharging machine guns. Witte arrived in America at the tender age of fourteen. His family first attempted to stay in Brooklyn, but emigrated to Miami 3 years later. Witte's Deli became known throughout the city and the family prospered. Unfortunately his father had a weakness for that old "daevil's clawe" known as whist (http://www.pagat.com/whist/whist.html) and he ruined the family. After much misfortune, Witte fell into the world of the AA. [edit] Known Works |
[edit] DesiderataWitte knew how to make over 420 different kinds of sandwiches!
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