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| - | Ladled delicately across the belly of Florida, Tampa is quite possibly America's seediest city; the home of Death Metal, famous for it's crowd of sullen Goths, bizarre [[ritual murders]] and the almost absurd proliferation of bars on Nebraska Ave. It is also the home of Macdill Air Force Base, itself the home of the U.S. Central Command, the brain-trust which directs the ongoing wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and Oceania. | + | [[Category:Glossary]]__NOTOC__ |
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| + | <tr><td width="*" align="left" valign="top">{{Template:Places}}Ladled delicately across the belly of [[Florida]], Tampa is quite possibly America's seediest city; the home of Death Metal, famous for its crowd of sullen Goths, bizarre [[Ritual Murder|murders]] and the almost absurd proliferation of bars on Nebraska Ave. It is also the home of Macdill Air Force Base, itself the home of the U.S. Central Command, the brain-trust which directs the ongoing wars in Iraq, Afghanistan and Oceania (see [[Desert Shield II]]). | ||
| Home of the Harbor Club, the riverside bar where [[Bending Denim]] was composed and the [[Mom Jokes]] show held. | Home of the Harbor Club, the riverside bar where [[Bending Denim]] was composed and the [[Mom Jokes]] show held. | ||
| - | Birthplace of [[Steven Adkins]]. One-time residence of Adkins, [[Tim Wilson]], [[Krystine Monitzer]], [[Michael Baldwin]] and [[Kevin Statham]]. | + | Birthplace of Adkins. One-time residence of [[Steven Adkins]], [[Tim Wilson]], [[Krystine Monitzer]], [[Michael Baldwin]], [[Kevin Statham]], [[Cube]] and [[David Payne]]. |
| Tampa is also the home of the rejuvenated [[AA]] and the second series [[Reticent 27]]. | Tampa is also the home of the rejuvenated [[AA]] and the second series [[Reticent 27]]. | ||
| - | == About == | + | == See Also == |
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| - | THE SOUTH | + | *[[Choco]] |
| - | I. Tampa | + | *[[Florida]] |
| + | *[[Johnny Cake]] | ||
| + | *[[Molech]] | ||
| - | The train has just stopped | ||
| - | Just two passengers get off on this broiling end-of-summer morning | ||
| - | Both are dressed in khaki suits and pith helmets | ||
| - | Both are followed by a black servant who carries the baggage | ||
| - | Both glance absentmindedly at the distant houses that are too white at | ||
| - | the sky that is too blue | ||
| - | You see the wind raising swirls of dust and flies pestering the two mules | ||
| - | harnessed to the only coach | ||
| - | The driver is asleep his mouth open | ||
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| + | [[Image:TampaMap.png|thumb|center|Genital Wart]] | ||
| + | [[Image:HarborClub.jpeg|thumb|center|Harbor Club]] | ||
| + | == Desiderata == | ||
| - | from Kodak (Documentaire), 1924 by Blaise Cendrars (trans. Ron Padgett) | + | ---- |
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| + | The ''Tampa'' weighs 40,000 tonnes. | ||
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Home of the Harbor Club, the riverside bar where Bending Denim was composed and the Mom Jokes show held. Birthplace of Adkins. One-time residence of Steven Adkins, Tim Wilson, Krystine Monitzer, Michael Baldwin, Kevin Statham, Cube and David Payne. Tampa is also the home of the rejuvenated AA and the second series Reticent 27. [edit] See Also
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The Tampa weighs 40,000 tonnes.
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