Purvey Dicklock
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The careful student of the macabre will remember that the same kind of death later befell Richard Lancelyn Green. Found on his bed almost a year later, Green's death, despite his insistence in months prior that he was being watched by a mysterious American, was ruled a suicide. In the Dicklock case, the police were adamant: this was a murder; a murder, we may add, that remains unsolved to this day. Dicklock was a bachelor who made a good living at his chosen posession. A keen fly-fisherman and collector of toy bicycles, he was not known to have any enemies. A rather reserved, heavyset fellow, his only known social outlet was the rather improbably named Light of Sirius Lodge #27, Freeville, KY, a Freemasonic body of regular standing. In 2006, Dicklock's family filed suit against the Iagoville Police Department over leaked photographs showing smiling deputies giving the thumbs-up sign of the deceased man's naked, bloated corpse. [edit] See Also[edit] NotesNote 1: Max, D.T. "National Smiles". The New York Times. 11 Dec. 2005. |
 [edit] DesiderataSherlock Holmes would have been quick to note that on Purvey's nightstand stood a warm saucer of gin with a single, floating red pubic hair.
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