Purvey Dicklock
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| <td width="*" align="left" valign="top">{{Template:SuspiciousDeaths}}American plumber found dead in his home during the fiery summer of '03. He was found with a note tied around his neck which read: "Beastly demon in charge og a vicious gang, their li^ps around the cock of the most ermous shenanigan. Get it over with, there isa giunshot.oer." In an unusual twist, the note had been the murder weapon, a sort of garrot which had been wound tight with a [[Crossed Spoons Device|wooden spoon]]. Stretching the [[dead man]]'s skin back tightly toward the scalp, "it resulted in a sickly smile that said, in effect, I understand you must paddle me, brother, but not too hard, please". {{an|1}} | <td width="*" align="left" valign="top">{{Template:SuspiciousDeaths}}American plumber found dead in his home during the fiery summer of '03. He was found with a note tied around his neck which read: "Beastly demon in charge og a vicious gang, their li^ps around the cock of the most ermous shenanigan. Get it over with, there isa giunshot.oer." In an unusual twist, the note had been the murder weapon, a sort of garrot which had been wound tight with a [[Crossed Spoons Device|wooden spoon]]. Stretching the [[dead man]]'s skin back tightly toward the scalp, "it resulted in a sickly smile that said, in effect, I understand you must paddle me, brother, but not too hard, please". {{an|1}} | ||
| - | The careful student of the macabre will remember that the same kind of death later befell [[Richard Lancelyn Green]]. Found on his bed almost a year later, Green's death, despite his insistence in months prior that he was being watched by a [[Stanley Adcock|mysterious American]], was ruled a suicide. | + | [[The CareFull Student|The careful student]] of the macabre will remember that the same kind of death later befell [[Richard Lancelyn Green]]. Found on his bed almost a year later, Green's death, despite his insistence in months prior that he was being watched by a [[Stanley Adcock|mysterious American]], was ruled a suicide. |
| In the Dicklock case, the police were adamant: this was a murder; a murder, we may add, that remains unsolved to this day. | In the Dicklock case, the police were adamant: this was a murder; a murder, we may add, that remains unsolved to this day. | ||
| Dicklock was a bachelor who made a good living at his chosen posession. A keen fly-fisherman and collector of toy [[bicycle]]s, he was not known to have any enemies. A rather reserved, heavyset fellow, his only known social outlet was the rather improbably named Light of Sirius Lodge #27, Freeville, KY, a [[Freemasonic]] body of regular standing. | Dicklock was a bachelor who made a good living at his chosen posession. A keen fly-fisherman and collector of toy [[bicycle]]s, he was not known to have any enemies. A rather reserved, heavyset fellow, his only known social outlet was the rather improbably named Light of Sirius Lodge #27, Freeville, KY, a [[Freemasonic]] body of regular standing. | ||
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| + | In 2006, Dicklock's family filed suit against the [[Iagoville]] Police Department over leaked photographs showing smiling deputies giving the thumbs-up sign of the deceased man's naked, bloated corpse. | ||
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| - | + | ''Sherlock Holmes would have been quick to note'' that on Purvey's nightstand stood a warm saucer of gin with a single, floating red pubic hair. | |
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The careful student of the macabre will remember that the same kind of death later befell Richard Lancelyn Green. Found on his bed almost a year later, Green's death, despite his insistence in months prior that he was being watched by a mysterious American, was ruled a suicide. In the Dicklock case, the police were adamant: this was a murder; a murder, we may add, that remains unsolved to this day. Dicklock was a bachelor who made a good living at his chosen posession. A keen fly-fisherman and collector of toy bicycles, he was not known to have any enemies. A rather reserved, heavyset fellow, his only known social outlet was the rather improbably named Light of Sirius Lodge #27, Freeville, KY, a Freemasonic body of regular standing. In 2006, Dicklock's family filed suit against the Iagoville Police Department over leaked photographs showing smiling deputies giving the thumbs-up sign of the deceased man's naked, bloated corpse. [edit] See Also[edit] NotesNote 1: Max, D.T. "National Smiles". The New York Times. 11 Dec. 2005. |
 [edit] DesiderataSherlock Holmes would have been quick to note that on Purvey's nightstand stood a warm saucer of gin with a single, floating red pubic hair.
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