Terminally Obese Children's Foundation

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-[[Category:Groups]]Charitable organization suspected by many [[AA'ers]] to be a front for the [[League of Gnomes]]. According to [[Guileless Maccabee]], the TOCF is in fact an organization which uses its charitable intentions as a lure to attract fat kids which are then kidnapped and used in Gnome [[mushroom]]-eating rituals.+[[Category:Groups]]__NOTOC__
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 +Charitable organization suspected by many [[AA'ers]] to be a front for the [[League of Gnomes]]. According to [[Guileless Maccabee]], the TOCF is, in fact, an organization which uses its charitable intentions as a lure to attract fat kids which are then kidnapped and used in Gnome [[mushroom]]-eating rituals.
The organization was investigated in 2003 by the Justice Department after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp (dubbed "Camp Starvation" by alumni), but the case was closed and the camp cleared of any wrongdoing or criminal negligence. The case remains unsolved. The organization was investigated in 2003 by the Justice Department after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp (dubbed "Camp Starvation" by alumni), but the case was closed and the camp cleared of any wrongdoing or criminal negligence. The case remains unsolved.
-Maccabee has assmebled a compelling dossier on the TOCF which appears to indicate that the group's "war on childhood obesity" serves a second function--the extermination Chop Grade [[Skillet Scouts]]. +Maccabee has assembled a compelling dossier on the TOCF which appears to indicate that the group's "war on childhood obesity" serves a second function--the extermination Chop Grade [[Skillet Scouts]].
== See Also == == See Also ==
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-*[[International Fund for Social Relief]]+* [[International Fund for Social Relief]]
-*[[Stanley Adcock]]+* [[Stanley Adcock]]
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Charitable organization suspected by many AA'ers to be a front for the League of Gnomes. According to Guileless Maccabee, the TOCF is, in fact, an organization which uses its charitable intentions as a lure to attract fat kids which are then kidnapped and used in Gnome mushroom-eating rituals.

The organization was investigated in 2003 by the Justice Department after the disappearance of three of the most obese campers at its well-known fat camp (dubbed "Camp Starvation" by alumni), but the case was closed and the camp cleared of any wrongdoing or criminal negligence. The case remains unsolved.

Maccabee has assembled a compelling dossier on the TOCF which appears to indicate that the group's "war on childhood obesity" serves a second function--the extermination Chop Grade Skillet Scouts.

See Also


Desiderata